Gasperger's

A variant of Asperger's Disorder (a mild form of Autism), with the most prominent symptom being a marked social skill deficit in knowing the appropriate time to flatulate.

-"Why did Raymond break wind in the middle of today's church sermon" "Oh he can't help it; Raymond suffers from Gasperger's."-

by Dr. Anna Freud September 18, 2010

Gaspergoo

A well seasoned whore with stretch marks on her lips

Keep an eye out cause theres a gaspergoo next door who will suck yer dick off!

by Suka may korncob May 29, 2019

Gasper

British Army slang believed to date from around the time of the Second Boer War 1899 - 1902, so called because smoking caused the troops to gasp for breath when engaged in strenuous exercise.

I'd just got clipped by a Boer bullet, nuffin' serious, so Jack gimme a gasper while he put a dressing on it.

by Croatalin December 2, 2013

Gasper Treatment

The process of being "OWNED" by many entities

Mike got ripped off on ebay, and did not know what to do. Mike formed a plan... He got his Camaro/Firebird buddies to unite the message board forums of the internet to deliver the Gasper Treatment to the crook.

by Eric Gasper March 10, 2005

Glasser

A smelly fart.

Man was that you? Yea bro i just let go a Glasser.

by Ryan7763 August 7, 2019

gasper

Someone who likes to be choked or strangled while having sexual relations.

Before he tied me up to f*ck me, I reminded him that I'm a gasper.

by Queen of the Gaspers September 8, 2006

gary glasberg

a complete asshole that shouldn't be left in charge of anything

"Man, that TV show has been really shitty lately..."
"Yeah, the producer is SUCH a Gary Glasberg!"

by alliroth September 24, 2014