City located in west central Scotland
Scotlands very own Metropolis with the emphasis on polis.
According to our less informed neighbours south of the border the ENGLISH,It's where everybody in Scotland comes from! and no it is not the Capital! that accolade belongs to Edinburghwhich has less than half the population.All in all Tremendous Busy at the centre of things happening City! Come and Visit!
Scotlands very own Metropolis with the emphasis on polis.
According to our less informed neighbours south of the border the ENGLISH,It's where everybody in Scotland comes from! and no it is not the Capital! that accolade belongs to Edinburghwhich has less than half the population.All in all Tremendous Busy at the centre of things happening City! Come and Visit!
Glasgow has something for everyone!
by Sir Sean Canary June 18, 2006
Get the Glasgowmug. by GonzoGlasgow January 11, 2006
Get the Glasgowmug. Imagine going to a place as a tourist and constantly being stopped when you pull your map out... by people saying in a charming Glaswegian accent "Ah ken glasgow better than that map, whar you headin?" This happened four times in the day we were there. Lovely people, felt like being in Manchester. Buchanan Bus Station past 10 feels a bit horrible but hey ho we survived!
In Glasgow...
Glaswegian - Need help?
Me - Yes please, by the way are you going to rape and knife me?
Glaswegian - No, we're not in Paisley!
Glaswegian - Need help?
Me - Yes please, by the way are you going to rape and knife me?
Glaswegian - No, we're not in Paisley!
by Manc96 April 13, 2013
Get the Glasgowmug. Paris after a nuclear Holocaust.
by Frankie Boyle Biatch February 10, 2010
Get the Glasgowmug. City in Scotland, known in Victorian times as the "second city of the Empire". Now a days, it is more known for its ship building (The H.M.S. Diamond was built there) and its population's love of cheap booze, track suits and machetes. For proof of this, see Sauchiehill Street at around 0100 on a Saturday morning.
Typical scene in Glasgow. ~0100 on a Saturday morning.
(Ned 1) - Orright bawbag, the fuck de yeh want?
(Ned 2) - Nuhin, just gee's some Buckie then fuck off, right.
(Ned 3) - Oy, you, gee's a quid or I'll stab yeh.
{Machetes are drawn.}
(Tourist) - Crap, why did we come to Glasgow? Why didn't we go to Aberdeen instead?
(Ned 1) - Orright bawbag, the fuck de yeh want?
(Ned 2) - Nuhin, just gee's some Buckie then fuck off, right.
(Ned 3) - Oy, you, gee's a quid or I'll stab yeh.
{Machetes are drawn.}
(Tourist) - Crap, why did we come to Glasgow? Why didn't we go to Aberdeen instead?
by AwkOS V2*72 November 26, 2010
Get the Glasgowmug. by MMoA May 15, 2012
Get the Glasgowmug. by Nine Bob Note May 6, 2011
Get the Glasgowmug.