glarp

'glarp' or 'glarping' means to forcibly place a rat in the urethra of any willing participants, while doing so the participant to annex several countries including that of Czechslovakia, Belgium, Romania and or Germany and Grimsby. The participant who's engaging with the so called 'glarp' has to perform this feet with incredibly accuracy and attention to detail to win the 'International Glarping Award' awarded to those who have performed the action of 'glarping' in such a way that no other human could possibly contest or identify them.
"I'm nobody
I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo
I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine
And a glarper ...if you get too close to me" - Charles Manson
by fablecum June 01, 2025
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glarp

'glarp' or 'glarping' means to forcibly place a rat in the urethra of any willing participants, while doing so the participant to annex several countries including that of Czechslovakia, Belgium, Romania and or Germany and Grimsby. The participant who's engaging with the so called 'glarp' has to perform this feet with incredibly accuracy and attention to detail to win the 'International Glarping Award' awarded to those who have performed the action of 'glarping' in such a way that no other human could possibly contest or identify them.
"I'm nobody
I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo
I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine
And a glarper ...if you get too close to me" - Charles Manson
by fablecum June 01, 2025
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Glarp

A suspected unhealthy meal. Use glarp to describe food of low quality ingredients.
by Johnston McKenzie May 01, 2023
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Glarp

A combination of the words Gay and LARP, it is when someone who is not gay says gay things or pretends to be gay usually for the purposes of humor.
Person 1: Nice cock bro
Person 2: That’s gay as fuck

Person 1: Nah I’m just glarping
by Brapsmella February 16, 2023
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Glarp

The word glarp means to have sex with another human
me and so and so are thinking about glarping
by James Duff January 17, 2022
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Glarp

To be, or in the action, of Glarp. Never trust anyone who says it, or wishes to quote. “Glarp” it is a psychological threat upon the hearer.
Hey did you watch the stream last night? Ya someone named Michael Carter joined and said “Glarp” no idea why
by Carter sma April 10, 2023
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