Glarp

A suspected unhealthy meal. Use glarp to describe food of low quality ingredients.

Going to the grocery store for some glarp, i'm on a budget.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

glarp

'glarp' or 'glarping' means to forcibly place a rat in the urethra of any willing participants, while doing so the participant to annex several countries including that of Czechslovakia, Belgium, Romania and or Germany and Grimsby. The participant who's engaging with the so called 'glarp' has to perform this feet with incredibly accuracy and attention to detail to win the 'International Glarping Award' awarded to those who have performed the action of 'glarping' in such a way that no other human could possibly contest or identify them.

"I'm nobody
I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo
I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine
And a glarper ...if you get too close to me" - Charles Manson

by fablecum May 31, 2025

glarp

'glarp' or 'glarping' means to forcibly place a rat in the urethra of any willing participants, while doing so the participant to annex several countries including that of Czechslovakia, Belgium, Romania and or Germany and Grimsby. The participant who's engaging with the so called 'glarp' has to perform this feet with incredibly accuracy and attention to detail to win the 'International Glarping Award' awarded to those who have performed the action of 'glarping' in such a way that no other human could possibly contest or identify them.

"I'm nobody
I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo
I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine
And a glarper ...if you get too close to me" - Charles Manson

by fablecum June 1, 2025

Glarp Gorp

A phrase popular in the future with indefinite definition, but can be used as an interjection, greeting, or expletive.

By the time you're married, Glarp Gorp will be cool, since it's unlikely you'll get married soon, due to your smell.

by ThirdHrLeadership December 20, 2009

glarded

Glarded funds may not be transferred into an account which is in a tax clode without an inoppolity certificate

Have the funds been glarded in anyway?

by NuclearCrawdad March 19, 2021

glarded

past participle of to glard

a state or nature of funds

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account

When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics

Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons

My account is in a tax clode, so you will need to provide an inoppolity certificate before you can transfer glarded funds to it.

It's your job as the bank behabling the glarded funds to issue the certificate.

by T.W.B March 20, 2021

to glard

the act of making one's funds glarded

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account

When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics

Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons

I would like to glard my funds.

by T.W.B March 20, 2021