Glare Ice

Icy road conditions that even farm boys are scared to drive on.

"That Dolan boy won't come to work when there is glare ice on the roads"

by GoCtotheB December 31, 2011

Garfeldi

Definition A)
A differnt countries attempt to have a Garfield

Definiton B)
Oh god oh fuck Garfeldi is at my door subscribe to Saltydkdan OH GO-

Mom can we have Gafield at home?
No son we have Garfeldi

by Zeymatis October 19, 2021

The nigga glare

When a black man is stoned with his eye lids low glaring at something or someone.

I can tell your high because your giving me the nigga glare.

by Nigga glare February 10, 2019

Glargenberry

It's the same principle as dingleberry, but located in the pubic hair of particularly unkempt females and consisting of dried semen and smegma.

I was about to have sex with this really hot girl but she had really bad glargenberry.

by The Boss Troll of Isradore January 28, 2012

death glare

A look of pure hatred given to someone that has seriously wronged you. When done successfully, it should appear as if daggers or flames are coming out from your eyes. The most fierce of death glares will even reduce people to tears, or make them move away from you in fear.

Bob: Man is that girl a jerk!
Joe: Hahahahaha
Girl: *death glare*
Joe: Dude, look at the death glare she's giving you you better back off.

by valrockstar328 December 31, 2007

the glare of disgust

It's that look you get from somebody who enters the restroom as you are exiting after having dropped a particularly smelly dump.Many times the unsuspecting victim will stop dead in their tracks as if they had walked into an invisible wall.They may even be taken aback a step or two. The matter is further complicated if the victim is a friend or acquaintance. Future relations will certainly be diminished because you will always be associated with the smell of your shit.

The principal walked into the men's room just as I flushed my mess. The glare of disgust told me I may not graduate this year.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

Geist Glare

A look of extreme disapproval conveyed to someone who is in the process of apologizing for a certain action. Typically seen in instances where the camera should be focused on the one giving the apology, but inexplicably includes an unrelated, disapproving person in the shot.

Named after Willie Geist, whose stern look of disapproval was, for whatever reason, included in the shot of Mark Halperin apologizing for calling Barack Obama a dick on MSNBC (later satirized by The Daily Show)

Mark Halperin - I am truly sorry for my actions.

Willie Geist - *geist glare*

by magzillas July 2, 2011