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Glacker

A girl who looks like she gives really good head; receives her name from the glack sound made when your dick hits the back of her throat.
I'm going out and finding the skankiest glacker at the club!
by EdiUni November 2, 2010
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Ganker

One who exploits and underhanded tactics to win a battle to make up for their lack of school.
I would have won if that filthy ganker hadn't backstabbed me while I was AFK.
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Glander

Written by Nassim Nicholas Taleb:
"Glander best describes the notion of lifting all inhibitions to “tinker intellectually in an undirected stochastic process aiming at capturing some idea that will enrich your corpus”. “Researching” or “thinking” smack of a top-down activity."

More on Glander by Taleb:
"It is an irony that the academy does not have a word for the process by which discovery works best –but slang does. I was trying to describe in a letter what I am currently doing: French would not let me. But argot lends itself very well... I am involved in an activity called “Glander”, more precisely “glandouiller”. It means “to idle”, though not “to be in a state of idleness” (it is an active verb). Gandouiller denotes enjoyment. The formal French word is “ne rien faire” (to do nothing), which misses on the active part –so do words that have a languishing connotation. Glander is what children without soccer moms do when they are out of school. It resembles flâner which has this perambulation part; though Glander does not have any strings attached. The Italians have farniente but it is really doing nothing. Even the Arabs do not have a verb for Glander: the construction takaslana from the Semitic root ksl denotes laziness (other words imply some inertia)."
Newton was a “glandeur”; In Dijksterhuis 2004:

George Spencer Brown has famously said about Sir Isaac Newton that “to arrive at the simplest truth, as Newton knew and practiced, requires years of contemplation. Not activity. Not reasoning. Not calculating. Not busy behavior of any kind. Not reading. Not talking. Not making an effort. Not thinking. Simply bearing in mind what it is that one needs to know.”

I Glander whenever I am bored and I come up with some awesome ideas! Some of them are even viable product ideas which could be used to make major money.
by D-T January 8, 2009
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ganker

WoW term. Too stupid to enter a battleground, while also being too idiotic to do something constructive or useful with his/her game time/life, so they are often sighted grouping up and attacking lower level players from behind while they fight something else or recover from a fight.
Damn gankers, camping at Nesignwary's and killing everyone on sight.
by farlover September 20, 2007
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glanderize

Verb. The sexual conquest of a female. The act of glanderizing includes flirting, sexual activities, and bragging to your friends of the sexual activities.

Word originates from Ryan Glander, the king of flirtation.
Guy 1: Hey you and April left the party last night. What happened?
Guy 2: Dude. I totally glanderized her.
Guy 2: *Explains in detail the events of last night*
by Jameson Wolfe May 26, 2009
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Meat Glancer

A person (usually male) that quickly looks at another man's junk then looks away. Not to be confused with Meat Gazing, which takes longer.
I caught a meat glancer in the shitter checkin out my twig-n-berries.
by anonymous1a2b3c November 15, 2006
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glanderson booper

A term created on the YouTube podcast "The Drunken Peasants"

Glanderson Booper is the metaphysical love child of Glenn Beck and Anderson Cooper. He came into inception when Cooper stuck his blooper in Glenn's pooper.

Later used to flood the podcast chat of Tommy Sotomayor (also known as the DMCA who*e).
GLANDERSON BOOPER! GLANDERSON BOOPER! GLANDERSON BOOPER!
— The peasants chanting in unison as a hive mind, just as Paul's Globalist agenda had prophesied.
by Enclave Razorback December 14, 2016
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