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Zero fucks given

The inability to give even one fuck about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.
Michael: "Vicki, you were the one that broke up with me!"

Victoria: "Zero fucks given, Mike."
by lolswerehad June 22, 2011
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no fucks given

NO fucks given is a state of mind in which when in a situation normally you would throw a fit or give a fuck about but instead you move on as if nothing happened, going on multimedia sites such as twiter and facebook and posting about not giving a fuck is only not a fuck given if you are saying you dont give a fuck for no reason but if something makes you say i dont give a fuck then you go and post about it that is clearly a small fuck given.
being fat and on a diet timmy ate a whole pizza, no fucks given.
by Gdaddypurps November 21, 2013
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