Slang for inferring you want to shag a woman.
Look at that stunner! I'd give her one!

Or if you want to be clever:

That woman is beautiful.
Marks out of ten, I'd give her one.
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1. the non-questioning of comments from individuals who may not be telling the complete truth

2.someone who has simply fucked up while they were talking.
1. Guy- " So i totally tapped that last night."
Me- "Yeah, whatever, ill give that one to ya."

2. Guy- "So then i jeft my girlfriends Sharon place, and went to the store. Saw Jenny there, we talked for a bit."
Me- "and then what?"
Guy-"..."
Me-"...?"
Guy-"We, uh, watched movies?"
Me- Yeah, sure. I'll give that one to ya."
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Me-" And i wont even tell Sharon, if i recieve some compensation, say, $20?"
Guy-" Deal."
by Renegade Biscuit May 16, 2006
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1. To cause the whole thing to come crashing down

2. To do something so stupid that it completely ends a cycle of action or cause.
Soldier #1: "So how'd the rebellion go?"

Soldier #2: "They found us, so it didn't go very well"

Soldier #1: "So what did ya do?"

Soldier #2: "I ran out screaming, but I dropped my papers and battle plans, so they might have an advantage."

Soldier #1: "Jesus, why don't you just Give the One Ring to Sauron?!"
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Give me a quicky, meaning I will give you a quick blow job or handy
boy *snapchats girl*
" can you please give me one now, quicky!"

Slutty girl *snapchats boy"
"Yea sure!"
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When you really really want to emphasize that no one cares about something. Not only does it feel satisfying to say, it's a quick and easy way to shut someone down when they say something stupid or trivial.
Guy 1: My favorite color is white.
Guy 2: No one gives a shit.
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no one gives a shit, stop fucking posting these annoying ass screenshots
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