A female on a dating app that feels an underlying need to state in her profile at least one of the following...
a) Not Looking for Hook Ups
b) Hookups, Swipe Left
This statement is either placed before or after one of the following...
a) my kids are my world
b) Boy/Girl Momma to a (Insert age here)
The general archetype of a "No Hookup Girl" is a female, aged 25 +, No more than a 6 on the scale, and would be considered physically unattractive by most sane men. The female is overweight, often has pink/blue/purple hair, and her pictures are all headshots that look like they were taken with a
Motorola Razr.
Little is known about this unique species of human; however, they do exist outside of the general
description. No hookup girls come in all shapes, ages, and sizes.
Guy 1: "bro, the only women I match with on tinder are fat single moms and stingy women that arent into hookups, their bios all say the same thing."
Guy 2: "ahh yes, the No Hookup Girl, welcome to
the world of dating. Try your local country bar if you're
looking for a semi
attractive girl to hookup with.