A fart made by someone in an otherwise empty elevator that lingers after people get on. Named in honor of Newt Gingrich who always seems to linger where he is not wanted.
Yeah man, sorry that was my newt gingrich...I didn't think anyone else was getting on...damn thats embarrassing!
by olDocGold June 12, 2011
Get the Newt Gingrich mug.Former Speaker of the House 1995-1999. Will forever be remembered for his extreme lack of ethics, hypocrisy, and the time he shut the government down.
Remember in the 1995 when Newt tried to eliminate the American dream in his radical budget? Remember when he shut down the government? Remember when he had the pay three hundred thousand dollars for ethics violations? Remember when he borrowed money from Bob Dole? Remember when he hammered Bill Clinton but we found out he had been having an affair when his wife was in the hospital for multiple sclereosis? Yeah I remember Mr. Family Values! God I hope he runs for president in 08 just to see him gat has fat ass raped!
by non-idiot August 24, 2005
Get the newt gingrich mug.1. A half-wit prone to telling lies and then projecting them on to others.
2. Hypocrite, a lackie, a stooge
3. One who lacks restraint when spending money or using resources. Such as, buying millions of dollars worth of jewery at Tiffany's or taking European vactions at the start of a presidential campaign.
4. An asshole.
5. Newt Gingrich.
2. Hypocrite, a lackie, a stooge
3. One who lacks restraint when spending money or using resources. Such as, buying millions of dollars worth of jewery at Tiffany's or taking European vactions at the start of a presidential campaign.
4. An asshole.
5. Newt Gingrich.
My neighbor is such a "Gingrich" yesturday I watched as his dog took a hung shit on my lawn, and today he tried to blame it on another neighbor.
by Jane Horwath November 21, 2011
Get the Gingrich mug.gingh ritch A psycho-dermatologic condition resulting from close contact with santorum (see def.) and characterized by the need for repeated scratching of scaly nether-regions. This syndrome is most commonly found in affluent public figures running for orifice on a conservative moral agenda while liberally helping themselves to carnal pleasures.
Patient: I can't stand the itch, doc. I just keep on scratching.
Doctor: I can tell. Your gonads are certainly inflamed and
your tests came back positive for gingrich.
Unfortunately, it's of the "newt" variety.
Patient: What are you saying, doc? What are my odds?
Doctor: Not great. I'd wager 3:1 you don't become President.
Doctor: I can tell. Your gonads are certainly inflamed and
your tests came back positive for gingrich.
Unfortunately, it's of the "newt" variety.
Patient: What are you saying, doc? What are my odds?
Doctor: Not great. I'd wager 3:1 you don't become President.
by synister8 March 29, 2012
Get the Gingrich mug.The scale of measuring how exceptionally angry someone is getting, particularly where the cause or causes are either unclear or irrational. From famous spokesman of the irrationally foaming at the mouth, Newt Gingrich.
Mr. X: I can't believe it! WTF? THIS IS ABSOLUTE MADNESS! I'M LITERALLY SHAKING WITH ANGER! (Roared with flecks of spit flying from the side of his mouth)
Mr. Y: Jesus, that guy's gotta be pushing an... 8, 9 on the Gingrich scale?
Mrs. Z: Hell, he's going all out. Better run, if he hits a 10, his head's gonna explode and I don't want any on me.
Mr. Y: Jesus, that guy's gotta be pushing an... 8, 9 on the Gingrich scale?
Mrs. Z: Hell, he's going all out. Better run, if he hits a 10, his head's gonna explode and I don't want any on me.
by Woolfey July 30, 2009
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1. an act of pure stupendousness pulled off in utter amazement by an individual with red hair
2. any various acts of coolness by a ginger
1. an act of pure stupendousness pulled off in utter amazement by an individual with red hair
2. any various acts of coolness by a ginger
by Jessiahx October 21, 2009
Get the gingey-style mug.Folks. Typically works as a high school English teacher. Is not easily annoyed, but when he is, he likes to say folks
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