gingervitus 

The unfortunate occurance of having light skin, red hair of any shade, and freckles. I am talking of course, of ginger kids. Those poor, unlucky kids.
But if you just have red hair, you are a daywalker

Sammie: Dude, look at that ginger kid!
Hailey: Yeah, looks like he has a BAD case of Gingervitus!

gingervitus by Samanthaa* August 20, 2007

gingervitus 

a term used to describe the genetic inheritance of the "ginger" gene.

those unfortunate enough to have this disablity learn to live with the florescent hair, pale skin, and frekles from birth. many live into old age and have perfectly normal lives

bob: sheesh dude, that poor poor child has gingervitus!

gingervitus by effenzo December 10, 2006

gingervitus 

A terrible disease that forces those who suffer from it to avoid sunlight, as it is harmful to their unpigmented skin.

If you suffer from gingervitus you may be known as a 'ginger kid'.

Symptoms include red hair, light skin and freckles.

Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles, those people are called daywalkers.

CAUTION: STAY AWAY FROM ANYONE SUBMITED TO THIS DISEASE AS IT MAY BE CONTAGIOUS

To learn more on the subject watch the 'Ginger Kids' episode of South Park (Season Nine).

Eric: Dude last night I was wasted and I hooked up with the ginger girl!
Mike: Oh my god! Stay away from me! You're gonna have gingervitus now!

gingervitus by chrissyyyyy October 16, 2007

gingervitus 

GINGERVITAS is a disease that attacks the hair of its victims and turns them into gingers but does not produce the full effects of gingers only the super ginger hair color, and it is recomended that the victim is palish, cuz tan gingers are icky

Jenyy- OMG! SHE HAS FUCKING GINGERVITUS!
JONNY- no she doesnt she just got heer hair dyed
Jenny- yea meaning she has gingervitus

gingervitus by alexysssssss June 28, 2008

gingervitus 

GINGERVITUS is the new form of retardation. anyone who has gingervitus cannot be trusted and they should be avoided at all cost! the closest thing to a ginger is a vampire. people inflicted with gingervitus cannot go outdoors or they will be transformed into a labster ..... a labster with freckles. Gingers live in caves by the thousands. DO NOT look directly at a ginger or the brightness of their firey head will blind you. having sex with a ginger is possibly the worst thing you could ever do, seeing you would burn youself from their fire pubes. GINGERVITUS will no longer be a problem, in 100 years all people inflicted with gingervitus will be swiped from the earth. THANK JESUS

joab: is that a vampire?
john: nah..... its just someone with gingervitus .... do not stare at him, you'll die

gingervitus by SINEP00001 August 27, 2009

Gingervitus 

A non ginger that is sexually attached and/or addicted to a ginger.

Wow! Brandon has the gingervitus. That is his third ginger this month.

Gingervitus by Meadow Fields August 7, 2014

Gingervitus 

When a male with orange hair , lightskin and freckles is receiving oral sex and ejaculates in his/ her mouth.

blackhammer964 just gave me gingervitus.

Patty o' Greger just stole my sole and gave me gingervitus

Gingervitus by idkjorge February 5, 2015