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giflecting

The strategic use of humorous or distracting animated images (gifs) to divert attention from the main point or issue during an argument, often employed by individuals who find themselves at a disadvantage or wish to avoid conceding a point.
person 1: why do you genuinely think your funny at all?

person 2: *sends a gif of a "funny" caption meme*

person 1: stop giflecting it isn't going to work.
by OPENCUP April 28, 2023
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The Downhill Gifter

"The Downhill Gifter" - While you are giving someone oral sex - 1. Gently reach down and start to massage their feet 2. Then extend your arms fully behind you 3. Then lift upward 4. You should now be resembling a "Downhill Ski Position"
A girl sits pondering and penniless about what to get her boyfriend for his birthday... "Hmm, Well I know he wants to go skiing but we can't afford that... Maybe I could massage his feet? He does work really hard everyday... And every guy likes to get oral sex... Hmm..."... When the Birthday Boy comes home from work, he finds his girlfriend standing in the living room wearing a full ski suit, snow boots and goggles. A little thrown off at first, he says... "So, are we going skiing for my birthday after all?" She smiles back and says, "No... Not quite... :) "Its called The Downhill Gifter
by Maryjane* February 6, 2014
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Giftervention

It's like an intervention, only instead of confronting someone about their problem with drugs or alcohol, you confront them with their problem of being shitty at giving gifts.
Person 1: Aunt Carol gave me socks for Christmas AGAIN this year!

Person 2: Are you serious!? She really needs a giftervention.
by Ginger Claus December 2, 2011
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5 Gifted Subs

CAN WE GET 5 GIFTED SUBS FOR FL0M CHECKING THIS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chat can we get 5 gifted subs for ____________?
by YoungManWillakers October 23, 2018
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Gineevitis

A terrible mouth affliction contracted by orally pleasuring the "wrong" type of girl. Symptoms many include, lip and mouth blistering, swollen tongue. lost of taste, bleeding gums and prolonged impotence. Most after experiencing a severe bout of Gineevitis will never be able to preform cunnilingus and maintain an erection simultaneously. Flash backs are commonplace. Most medical professionals agree Gineevitis is traumatizing and similar to PTSD.
Billy just came back the epidemiologist. Becky gave him Gineevitis. The doc said he will never be the same.
by popabigballz November 22, 2011
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GIFECIG

Girl I Fuck Every Chance I Get
That chick isn't just hot, she's a GIFECIG.
by Dr. W.D. Sporty June 17, 2009
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Gifted Idiot

(gif-tid, id-ee-uht) An individual in possession of very high intelligence, but lacks common sense when putting it to use.
noun
"A Swedish man who was arrested after trying to split atoms in his home kitchen said Wednesday, he was only doing it as a hobby." -Stockholm— The Associated Press, Aug. 03, 2011

The man described in the article is a classic example of a Gifted Idiot.
by Stellababe August 4, 2011
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