gibbon

Something which does not belong, is out of the ordinary, strange, bizarre, etty, tretty, betty, or petty.

Top Ten Gibbon of 2001: Altavista.
Top Ten Gibbon of 2002: Glenn.
Top Ten Gibbon of 2003: To be decided shortly...

Don't have a gibbon about it.

by Gibbon January 6, 2004

gibbon

displaying typical gibbon traits at a particular time but actually being of superior genus

duh! your such a gibbon! (when you said genius surely you meant genus?...)

by angie December 16, 2004

gibbon

A word often used instead of "idiot", "fool" or such other friendly insults

Best said with your nose in the air

"look at that gibbon over there"
"he's like picking his nose, innit"

by Luvmehaw-ing December 9, 2007

gibbon

A large headed dude from stafford, also known as The vicar of gibbley AKA: Rhys Gibbson/ Headsize. when ever an eclipse occurs don't worry, its just gibbon wlking in his garden and also don't worry about rising sea levels (global warming) its just gibbon having a bath. Peace out, safe, innit.... Ok.

DEAN: hey gibbon, what a large head you have
VICAR OF GIBBLEY: fuck off Dean
DEAN: HA HA HA head.
The vicar will then punch Dean
Thus his headsize increases 100 fold.

by nigelmortonstern July 3, 2006

gibbon

Any unusually tall, handsome and long armed proponent of archery.

Did you see that guy with the bow! RAWR! He's a total gibbon.

by FlightyR August 7, 2006

Gibbon

Any person who looks comical in apperance and has the IQ of a wrench.

"that guy who fell up the down escalator was a real gibbon"

by [SOMF] February 14, 2008

To Gibbons

Calling 'under the gun' in poker

What did you just do?!
I Gibbonsed!

I think he's going to Gibbons!

by xYB- April 12, 2010