Ghostbrate

when you think you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket but it actually doesn't

dude i totally went to check my phone because i thought i had a text but it was just a ghostbrate

by millerchill April 25, 2010

ghostbrrs

my favourite mutual and the best person in the world :D literally so nice and amazing !!!!!!

“woah, is that ghostbrrs?” “yeah! hes so cool, right?” “yeah!!”

by lilliana / artemis !! August 30, 2021

Double Ghostbuster

The double ghostbuster is the pinnacle of shitting achievements in which an individual manages two highly difficult elements (or ghostbusters) in one sitting.

A single ghostbuster is when one takes a dump only to discover on inspection that there is nothing in the toilet. Where is it? Straight down the U-bend? Who knows.

Another type of ghostbuster is where one takes a dump, wipes his arse and on expection finds the paper contains no evidence a shit ever took place. A clean break, so to speak.

A Double Ghostbuster, then, is the seemingly impossible combination of both occurances outlined above.

Winston: Ray, Ray, I've just done a Double Ghostbuster!!
Ray: Yeah right, whatever
Winston: It's true Ray. It was clean as a whistle!
Egon: It's statistically 1 in 14 million to pull off a double but it can be done.
Winston and Ray: F*ck off Egon

by Regislow April 3, 2008

ghosturbating

When you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you proceed to masturbate so it feels like you are being jerked off by a ghost, or invisible spectral force.

"Man, I was getting so bored of normal wanking I tried ghosturbating... it felt great!"

by Long Tao November 3, 2007

ghostbusters folder

An innocuously or deceptively-named folder (e.g. "Ghostbusters Movie") on a computer which contains large quantities pornography or other illicit materials.

"Hey Danny, can you fix my computer?"
"Sure Jason"
"Here ya go"
"Alright. Oh cool you got the ghostbusters movie, can I burn it?"
"Uhh... ahh.. ummm...the ghostbusters folder...is something else"
"Wait... this isn't Ghostbusters... OH MY GOD THEIR BALLS ARE TOUCHING!"

by clustro September 1, 2009

Ghostbusted

Catching someone in the act of ghostin'.

Jim was Ghostbusted by Louise when trying to leave the party without saying goodbye.

by louiloop January 17, 2014

Ghostbusters

One of the best movies of the 1980's, and later went on to spawn an immensely popular cartoon series (some claimed it equal in popularity to the later Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the early 90's), and later an equally entertaining sequel. Then, in the mid-90's, a spin-off cartoon series was released in hopes of reviving the franchise (entitled "Extreme Ghostbusters"), but was nowhere near as good as the original.

"When there's somethin' strange...in the neighborhood...who ya gonna call?"

"GHOSTBUSTERS!"

by Anonymous983938938572389 May 12, 2004