Ghost Hunting

The act of masterbating rigorously in order to ejaculate on potential ghosts, leaving them covered in a white substance that sticks to the apparition, therefore, revealing any invisible ghosts.

"I would never have seen grandma again if I hadn't been ghost hunting in the abandoned old house."

by Heyjas08 September 30, 2011

ghost hunting

getting a blowjob in the bushes

I just went ghost hunting!

by cheezyfresh December 8, 2007

ghost hunting

when a ghostee scrolls deep down in the DMs to try & make contact with ghosts

Karen got really drunk then went ghost hunting in her inbox at 3 am

by LilVickyRaps January 29, 2019

Ghost Hunters

A Syfy channel television show about a group of ghost hunters called The Atlantic Paranormal Society, and led by a couple of frauds named Jason and Grant.

"Did you see the fake ghost footage the ghost hunters tried passing off last night, them frauds hit an all time low!"

by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009

ghost hunter

A moron who believes in ghosts and uses absurd tactics for "proving" the existence of ghosts. These idiots use devices like digital audio recorders to attempt to initiate a call and respond interaction with the ghost. They also take pictures of orbs and try to explain that these orbs are proof of the existence of ghosts.

Did you see those fucking morons acting all scared of the dark on the Sci Fi channel last night?

Yeah that ghost hunter dude was a fucking idiot for thinking creaking floorboards was a ghost.

by chuck_bad October 28, 2009

ghost hunter

One who seeks out spiritual entities from beyond our realm of reality. Usually by visitng abandoned facilities, former prisons for example utilizing Electro Magnetic Field (EMF) Sensors and Cameras to capture images of these mysterious pheonomena.

A ghost hunter does fear what he does but his curiosity and testicular fortitude lets him go past his fear and find out what is truly out there.

by Ghost Hunter Flight June 30, 2005

ghost hunting

Attempting to stop a problem that doesn't actually exist.

Jean, a feminazi, was trying to solve gender equalities. Unfortunately for (non-binary pronoun), that problem doesn't actually exist, therefore (non-binary pronoun) was ghost hunting.

by keirg April 6, 2017