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geoffery dickens

a nasty ass bitch who dont know how to shower
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Geoffery

What exactly is happening right now. What am I seeing exactly. Well it seems as though it's a back with legs. What? Well there is no ass at all, so there is only his back attached to legs that walk. So it's a walking back Seem as though that's what it is. A no ass with back and legs. Well what's the other side look like....a large protruding stomach as if he is pregnant. So, wait let me get this right....he has no ass only a back with legs and a pregnate stomach? Yep, what a sight to see. But, wait I'm not finnished have you seen the top? No, what is it? It's a mangled grill....huh? It is a bunch of teeth mangled and rotten black. Man I can not imagine what is below....I'm not sure either it was to small to see. I can only imagine how a woman would sleep with him....it would be like riding a pregnant woman . Omg did you really go there. Yes, I did.
What is a geoffery?
The definition of Geoffrey is a pregnant back with legs and is really a woman with a mangled grill.
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Geoffery

A tall, lanky, ugly, skinny, druggy crackhead. It's one thing to see him, it's another to see him open his mouth. Man oh man. Dude got beat with the ugly stick....twice. I cant figure out what is going on. No ass. Protruding stomach....is he pregnant? Busted teeth. I mean busted. Not only busted, but rotten. Rotten,busted, ugly ass, no ass, skinny, lanky druggy. Sells drugs to make friends. Only reason anyone speaks to him is to buy drugs. What a pathetic way to live. What a pathetic way to look, I mean daaaamn.
A geoffery is a prime example of "crack kills".
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geoffery

She's horrible.....Yeah geoffery.
by A Frost June 22, 2008
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Jolly Goffer

a goffer that is really jolly, and there is only one goffer that is the jolliest of all goffers in the world
Yo that dude is a jolly goffer, he must be the jolliest of all goffers in the world.
by JolliestOfAllGoffers June 20, 2023
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goffern

The same thing as, Chillern (chilling in norwegian)
by Simon Muray April 8, 2017
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Geoffers

The real name of someone who says they are Geoff or Geoffery.
Well hello there Geoffers, how are you today?
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