ghettoscaping

Landscaping on a budget.

Nice use of Michelins in your yard. They sure blend in to the landscape! Ghettoscaping FTW!

by cokemidget August 28, 2012

Ghettopathic

When two different people who are very close buddies use telepathy to communicate without actually talking. Usually used between gang members while in a showdown with another gang or officers.

They must be ghettopathic!

by ShawnShockraBooty September 10, 2010

ghettospeed internet

While living in the ghetto you cannot afford good dsl or cable speed so you resort to hooking up a sort of hamster wheel where ghetto rats constantly run on (high on crack of course), to power your internet.

I know that homie from Cherry Hill must of had ghettospeed internet, because his black ass was lagging like a mutha fukka on NBA 2k7.

by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007

ghettosaur

Someone who has lived in the hood for so long that they are likened to be a dinosaur of the ghetto.

One kid to another: "Who's that crazy old cracker pushing the cart?"
Other kid: "Old Bob? Dude, that guy is a ghettosaur!"

by idiotboxradio May 20, 2006

ghettosauce

something so awesomely ghetto it can not be described by awesome alone.

Girl 1- do you see that womans hair over there?
Girl 2- hell yeah, that is so ghettosauce.

Guy 1- we ran out of cups for breakfast so we used the 40's from last night.
Guy 2- yall are so ghettosauce

by chikkachikkayeah December 28, 2009

ghettosance man

man well versed in many hustles.

Yea I heard. J.R. play pro ball, got a 9 to 5, and he can cut hair. Ol' boy on his grind all the time. That's a real ghettosance man. Everytime you call him, he don't pick up. He on the burner phone.

by halfietaffy March 25, 2013

ghettoswag

The art of being ghetto and yet still so swagalitious hence ghettoswag

To man that guy over there he's like, totally full of ghettoswag

by Ghettoswagtyler May 4, 2016