Gertz

(v) to venomously attack someone by mistake because their name is similar to the object of their wrath

Man you really gertzed that Ned Cruz dude! You should apologize to him, his wife, the kids and the dog.

by Grumpy Old Dude May 13, 2021

chaim Gertz

A person with a tiny penis and gigantic ass

He’s also a very nice person

Ur dick is so tiny almost as small as chaim Gertz

by Cheese wiz March 14, 2023

J Gertz

Used to describe something tragically lame, painfully unlucky, or just down astronomically bad. Originates from our beloved yet perpetually crippled and celibate friend J Gertz, who bravely tanked two years of life like a background NPC with no side quests.

nigga i cant believe that, thats J Gertz as fuck.

by GuacTheTopShotta July 10, 2025