Garretson

A dick infested town with not only one long penis but 2 long penises. mr. and mrs. long have tiny buttholes and like it like the kids that lurk within

you - ew mr long is gay and he lives in garretson.

me - yes we know.

us - save uss from this place called dicked gtown

by TheGuyWhoLivesInGarretson January 17, 2020

garritsen

known professionally as Martin Garrix, is a Dutch disc jockey who was ranked number one on DJ Mag's Top 100 DJs list for three consecutive years—2016, 2017, and 2018. He is also an electronic music producer.

p1 “who is garritsen?”
p2 “dutch dj that makes a perfect song”
p3 “you mean martin garrix?”

by martingrrix November 22, 2021

GerretLerret

a cool guy who makes youtube videos based on roblox minecraft and stickman animations!

Bro ima watch GerretLerret

by G1rret September 20, 2023

Gertetuen

A Language(fictional) that hhheyas a different font and is pronounced differently but is similar in spelling to another language

Ex. Carteio is gertetuen to English

by YourWeirdoLanguageGuy November 3, 2023

Geertsen

The act of randomly squeezing a man’s penis when erect, typically done by a horny female

Sally was so excited to see Randy’s, she squeezed his penis so hard, he yelled “Geertsen!”

by Merriam Webster’s Husband October 9, 2025

Geertsen

The act of randomly squeezing a man’s hard penis, typically done by a horny female.

Sally was so excited to see Randy, she randomly squeezed his penis so hard, he yelled “Geertsen!”

by Merriam Webster’s Husband October 9, 2025