Grumpy Gerbil

a middle aged man who is a social studies teacher you HATE. he is annoying, unfair, and rude.

me: *goes to the bathroom*

Grumpy gerbil: WHERE R U GOING!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE BADDDD

by thisiswhomadethis <3 May 13, 2021

Gerbil Pig

A gerbil pig is what you call that one cute friend that may or may look like a guinea pig. The name originates from a gerbil mixed with a guinea pig. Pronounced with a hard G. (Ger-bul-pig)

Person 1: Wow that guys kinda cute, but he has kinda weird teeth.

Person 2: He must be a Gerbil Pig!!!

by JChappy2 July 12, 2014

A Gerbil Hoe

A bottom that only eats edamame, seaweed and popcorn.

Aldo, "Mannie only eats popcorn, edemame, seaweed and dick."

Tiff, "Omg I know right he's such a gerbil hoe!"

by Wolfany May 17, 2017

Sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.

Really, really hot and sweaty.

Man, I'm sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.

by ibbjamin June 22, 2007

gerbil catwalk

taint

i heard that john has a four inch gerbil catwalk. sick.

by you would never understand May 26, 2011

Horny Gerbil

Having a woman inhale helium right before orgasm, so her moans of pleasure are extremely high pitched.

Dude, I convinced my wife to do the horny gerbil last night... shit was so cash.

by StevieMJH May 31, 2010

gerbil

The opposite of a cougar. A young girl seeking an older man.

I swung by to pick up my kid at middle school today, when this smokin' gerbil gave me her number!

by jmhunter April 12, 2009