Geek Speak

The 1337/hax0r language.

1 pwned j00, j00 n00b. W00t W00t!!!!

- Example of Geek Speak.

by Glittery Goddess June 13, 2004

geekleak

A replacement for bash, the true face of humor

Man, that's geekleak

by RickoniX November 7, 2003

geekspank

A NOUN that describes magazines dedicated to technical information. The reader must be looking forward to pouring over each issue to get every last detail.

My friend Adam's bedroom floor is covered in Geekspank. He waits anxiously for the each issue of tape-op to come to his parents mail box. "I can't wait to read about the X4000St rev. 2 it supposed to make the rev 1 one sound so Janky.

by Daniel Cantor October 7, 2006

geekspert

Noun. An expert attaining their knowledge and expertise through self-learning passion as opposed to an educational institution.
Related words:
Adjective. geekspertly
Noun. geekspertise

She might be a licensed medical doctor, but she's a fashion geekspert.

by Kay Kay Bundz September 30, 2013

geekspasm

When you finish the cliff hanger season finale episode of your favorite show. Only to realize you have to wait months or years to see what happens.

"What?! But they?!.. How long till the next season?.. I'm totally gonna have a 'geekspasm' over that ending."

by {%> June 28, 2018

Geekspertise

The smart skills of the young techies upon which the folks
of far behind generations must rely.

The new computer sat for days waiting for the Geekspertise
of her young nephew to help set up and connect it to high
speed internet.

by Pamelot September 30, 2011

Geek Speak

How now brown fire extinguisher.

Eat brick.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 30, 2003