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Verbalized sexual euphemism, reffering to the genital part of which it sounds similar to.
John Marwin likes to Groink young BEARs.
groink by Not BYTE-Smasher May 4, 2006
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This is the sound of the the male's Marble bag slapping the water as he jumps into a body of water
I'm surprised that his tiny balls even made a Fah-goink
Fah-goink by Merick August 16, 2007
a complete wab
for example
Amelia Beggs is such a goink
goink by bigjantyuvf1690 August 16, 2017
John knew that "groink" wasn't a real word, and encouraged others to avoid using it in any way.
groink by Gnosis October 14, 2004
Groink (noun) formally used in both Arizona and Nevada. Slang known as a unwanted person who likes to dress in woman's clothes, usually mixed up with cross dressing or a fem boy (fem boy being popularized by people on both reddit and 4chan) Groink usually is used in discord chats and or in real life depending on which situation you are in.
My friend Joseph is a real Groink you know, always a pansy
Groink by Haydoo July 19, 2020
Derived from the witnessing of actions of the severly mentally handicapped. Word is often accompanied with both arms in motion, hands clasped with only the index fingers extended, right arm pointed upward and left arm pointed to center of body. Meaning is: that is dumb or they, you or I am dumb.
As a Verb: He goinks at the driver for not taking his turn at the stop sign.

As a Noun: Lewis is such a freaking Goink.

As an Interjection: That was stupid, GOINK!

I should know, I made up the word goink. All other definitions are not as applicable, GOINK!