boner gazing

LOOKING AT AN ERECT PENIS INTENSELY, IN COMPLETE AWE AND ADORATION OF ITS BEAUTY.

SPENDING HOURS LOOKING AT ERECT DICKS; AROUSED BY THE SIGHT OF ERECT DICKS TO THE POINT OF BEING DICKNOTIZED.

"Bro, I just spent 8 hours boner gazing and masturbating."

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by Fully Rigid January 16, 2014

Brown-Eye Gazing

When you stare into the gaping abyss of someone's rectum.

Fleece Johnson's (aka The Booty Warrior) lust for Little Tony was so great he decided to forgo the customary foreplay of brown-eye gazing, and thrust deep inside, deep 'n' wide.

by Yali on Yanonali September 15, 2017

Meat Gazing

Someone who stares at your meat while using the urinal next to you.

He Joe that fag over there was meat gazing while I was taking a piss.

by RaiderNation January 1, 2008

navel-gazing

Engaging in self-absorbed behavior, often to the point of being narcissistic.

If she would stop navel-gazing, she would realize the light had turned green.

by RenegadeTX January 20, 2007

Man-Gazing

When single (or taken) women and/or gay men stop and stare wantingly and hopeingly at men, most of the time while they are missing some form of clothing or garment, wishing that they had a man just like that to love in more ways then one.

Girl #1: Did you see those shirtless guys playing Ultimate Frisbee over there? They were pretty cute.

Girl #2: You are so totally man-gazing.

by FaazyBear August 23, 2011

Bal gazing

That blank stare that Anne gives you while she is ignoring you. Synonym(s): "Pulling an Anne."

Damn, I was trying to talk to Anne the other day about something really important, and she was totally Bal gazing me!

by BalGazer April 7, 2009

groin gazing

Looking at boners in ads.

Did you see Vice's new article on groin gazing?

by badfeminist March 16, 2014