gau

Slang term for a lighter- the Gau Leiter was an administrative head in the Nazi Party

Oi Ed chuck us the gau!

by robuttt October 17, 2006

Gau

Gau is when you're gay but not really and you are depressed and ugly ;)

You are too gau! That's why you're still single and have no friends!

by ImLucyciombor January 13, 2019

gau-8

30-mm 5-barreled rotary cannon made by General Electric used primarily in the Fairchild A-10 attack plane; one big ass gun. Standard HE shells are 11.4 inches long.

"Te iraqi 7-72 broke in half under the hail of 30mm cannon fire from the gau-8"

by Mike Sides July 20, 2006

Gau

An unorthodox way of using the word gay

"That guy asked mark out he's so gau"

by Cyrup August 17, 2018

Matt Gaus

Dad bod level 100. Matt Gaus is a chubby blonde demon who feeds on the misery of pledges. He eats cargo shorts for dinner and slays more puss than most male pornstars. Here is Gaus's phone number: [phone]. Feel free to call or text anytime to let him know how much of a bitch he is.

1: You going to Matt Gaus's house tonight?
2: Who's gaus?
1: That one fat guy.

by SwearBear00 June 17, 2019

Gau Butt Disease

A chronic disease which causes you to poop and not realize it.

Jeff has the Gau butt disease

by Salmon juuls May 19, 2019

Get Ass University (GAU)

Get Ass University was founded in July of 2022. With campus’ in Malvern, PA and Avalon, NJ, students can apply to the Undergraduate, Graduate, or Doctorate program. Head of schools P. Murtagh and T. Flynn founded the institution to band together a brotherhood of men who slay ass in the Graduate and Doctorate schools, and teach worthy applicants in the undergraduate program that ways.

S. Getsie was the first accepted student at Get Ass University (GAU), and quickly moved from the graduate school to the doctorate program.

by BigAssAsses September 5, 2022