A mystical god-like man whose bodily fluids are said to be sweet and succulent. Rumor is consuming a cryogenically frozen pint of garrison semen will allow one to live with immunity.
Anonymous LPO: hey dude I heard Garrison has that sweet mecos.
Anonymous man: I'm going to have to order some but there's a waiting list on amazon as his mecos is a delicacy.
Anonymous man: I'm going to have to order some but there's a waiting list on amazon as his mecos is a delicacy.
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Person 1: "So anyway, that pretty much sums up me and Sunni's problems these days."
Person 2: "I'm sorry man. I hope it gets better soon! .....hey, did I ever tell you about my girlfriend from two years ago? She had this thing where she would always....."
(Person 1 interrupts, totally not listening or caring about what person 2 was saying in any form or fashion)
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(Person 2 feels ignored and annoyed)
Person 1 has shown an example of how to "Garrison the conversation".
Person 2: "I'm sorry man. I hope it gets better soon! .....hey, did I ever tell you about my girlfriend from two years ago? She had this thing where she would always....."
(Person 1 interrupts, totally not listening or caring about what person 2 was saying in any form or fashion)
Person 1: "WELL, honestly, I just don't know what Sunni is thinking these days, or why these problems are even happening...."
(Person 2 feels ignored and annoyed)
Person 1 has shown an example of how to "Garrison the conversation".
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