Garp

v.) 1.) to catch someone in the act of somthing
2.) to move a group

1.) Dude, i totally garped Madison and Mia in the bedroom just now.
2.) I was garping the group towards a safer location.

by Mia Coffin November 11, 2007

Garp

A word used in any situation to take place of anything. It Can mean anything, can be anything. Originated as points on a line.

Hey your garp is showing.
Your such a garp.

by Peter Shaw the G master May 06, 2007

Garp

Projectile vomit.

The act of making a pavement pizza or sidewalk pizza.

I totally saw your pavement pizza and it made me garp out another one, it was buy one get one free.

My girl made me a sandwich and she used expired mayo and it turned into Garpfest 2010.

by JD² August 02, 2010

Garp

Garp is a word which stands for 'get a real problem.' It was created by Izi and Aimee in January 2013. Basically, it comes down to when bitches complain about shit that isn't even bad. Your response to them then can simply be 'Garp.'

Bitches: omfg, my fake nail is totally coming off!

Izi & Aimee: Garp.

Garp Izi Aimee

by letddodis October 11, 2013

Garp

The word garp, is a verb and expression used to describe the way someone is eating food. It correlates to how quickly one has eaten their food. It is usually followed by the word - down

“I just garped down a whole box of oatmeal”
“You gonna garp any of those won tons?”
“Think I can garp down this whole jar of peanut butter in one day?”
“Sorry I was late, I got carried away garping down a plate of pizza rolls”

by Genitalgenius February 24, 2020

Garp

A ONE of a Kind Garp. Is Tall Stunning to look at Cute As Ever, So Irrisistable.. in every way. No matter what the garp did to make me mad ill always and still love him all the more. Hes Always Polite. His Skin is soft. and his legs are hairy abit but i love him and everything bout him He Knows how to make you laugh Really....Very Sexy And A Good Charmer. he Knows how to make you smile so simple when upset or what to do at the rite times someone i couldnt live without now that i know him and have him i never wanna lose this garp lolno Matter WHAT . never lose him Always kind caring, giving to another. think of others first , generous. always there willing to help. very handy with alwmost everything smart as can be.. Can tend to get carried away at times . and doesnt think much before speaking but does also talk very well. great communication skills very dependable. someone to never forget and to always rememeber ... you just gotta love garp!!!. He'd always be there for you.! he'll be the shoulder to cry on and the person to comfert you~!.. Hes totally unforgettable never off yur mind once hes in it.! .. = The greatest and more apprecitated Then even even if he doesnt get told hes loved or thankful for everyday... =

Garp is Such A Great Person.!

I'll Never Forget That Garp Ever.!!!

You'll Have To Love garp hes the best,. .

Hes So Stunning.~~!!!!!

Garps So Sexy and handsome.!!!

by Damagedroses4lyfe. July 03, 2010

marketing garp

Misleading nonsense used by major corporations to deceive customers.

Twitter was the free speech wing of the free speech party, and Facebook was making the world more open and connected, but not really. That was all just marketing garp.

by Realist2020 June 24, 2020