Garking

A Moderator for the Youtuber Cynical Reviews and an admin for the Youtuber SGT Ducky.
Soon to appear on podcast with the latter named.

Stan - "Hey did you see that episode of What's The Quack with Garking?"

Ryan - "Not Yet Stan! Ill Check It out!"

by Djmeffy December 31, 2020

Garking

Performing fellatio on oneself, aka autofelatio.

(Coined by Reina Scully in "Surprise Butt Sex!" SF podcast)

After two years of yoga, Billy now spends his days garking.

by nick pine July 2, 2016

Garking

To suck ones own dick and choke.

Reina spent last night garking on her trap dick, she needs to chill the f*ck out bro.

by csstormin July 16, 2016

Gark

A word to describe any feeling that you may have when there is seemingly no possible way to express it.

I am feeling gark today.

by Rosalina Gonzalez June 2, 2017

Garking

Bending over to suck one's own dick, usually performed by a man

When Reina walked in on Matt garking, she was disgusted, but oddly intrigued.

by WTFJapan July 16, 2016

a gark

A gark is someone who is slow in the head and has a bit of a wack face. On top of this a gark can show signs of eating their own poo.

Kim doesn't even know what a normal size bottom is, what a gark.
Khloe has a really big nose and a massive left cheek, she is such a gark.
Kourtney's breath spells like my junk from my trunk and her breakfast bowl had brown sploches in it, she is totally a gark.

by King of the karsmashians May 9, 2016

Garking

The sound made when a woman/girl is performing fellatio to a man's well-endowed penis where the man is forcefully thrusting his penis into the woman's throat.

"gark gark gark" - garking

by jesterrr September 28, 2011