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Garfunkle

by Trevor May 10, 2003
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Garfunkle

A curly haired man who likes to sing with a short man about christianity, peace, and metaphors.
Garfunkle urged me to join my church...
by grape nut October 10, 2005
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garfunkle

same as jizz, yazz, cum, or spooge
by Don White & Travis Mills March 30, 2003
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Garfunkle

To have sexual intercourse where the partner simply lays prone, thereby benefiting from the subject's work. Derived from Art Garfunkle's role in the the Simon & Garfunkle group. Synonyms include 'The Starfish'.
Dude, I thought this new yoga instructor I've been seeing would be great in bed, but she totally garfunkled me last night!
by payaso420 September 22, 2012
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Garfunkle

origin: garfunkle of Simon and Garfunkle.
similar to fuck. it has many definitions and can be used interchangeably. it can be used as a synonym for pissed, shit (or the past tense of shit: shat), cum (came). it can also be used as an interjection to express emotion, similar to FUCK YEAH!
-Katie was so awesome that i Garfunkled in amazement.

-Alex, and Drew were so scared from the horror movies they would scream GARFUNKLE! everytime something popped out.
by roflpastry July 23, 2009
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Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.
"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."
by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023
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Let's Garfunkle

User Eins: Yo mah boi
User Zwei: Yeh?
User Eins: Let's Garfunkle m8
by ThickPenisHair May 14, 2014
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