garfinkling

Named after Harold Garfinkle, the act of violating social norms to see whether they are social norms.

Dude, he just started garfinkling around the place, taking a sip out of everyone's drinks.

by Alex Halavais December 1, 2007

Garbungle

When someone is absolutely trash at something

Dude you’re so garbungle at smash bros i’m clapping you with villager

by BigFroDH March 31, 2019

gayfinger

The single, errant finger that accidentally changes a harmless text message or e-mail into a raging, steamy, homosexual confession.

When texting Kevin, I intended to type "This song is fucking awesome!" However, he received "This dong is fucking awesome!" Looks like my gayfinger was doing all the typing.

Travis e-mailed me asking if Chris knew where we were. I replied: "I just massaged him." Thanks, gayfinger!

by EvilBiscuit September 24, 2011

Garfinkle strut

To strut one's stuff walking from one end of the cafeteria to another. Hand on hip is a must. And the turn at the finale of the walk is a must see.

A: damm, look at Pam work it
K: Um-huh, she working that hard
A: Making me hard
K: that's why its called the Garfinkle strut

by UtsUts July 17, 2006

Garfungel

Crust left on the face after giving a jablonsky.

Look at the garfungel on her face.

by Gypsy Roll May 19, 2009

Shmingle Bop Gringle Doom

A phrase used to say you're in an extremely bad situation, usually after you say what is happening.

Oh sh*t there's a shark right beside me SHMINGLE BOP GRINGLE DOOM.

by JewishAftertaste June 11, 2018

Garbangler

A person or assshole that dumps his girlfriend and then proceeds to fuck every chick within 10 feet. The women are mostly garbage though.(loose vaginas)

Tom: Hey Bill, I think I'm gonna dump my girlfriend and go fuck that one butter face from bio.
Bill: Dude, your such a Garbangler. (frowns in disgust)

by Timothy Arnold Bill April 13, 2009