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Check out the garden

Euphemism used for the act of a middle aged man lustily checking out his young neighbor .
John: There's Melanie from across the street. I'm going to check out the garden.

Scott: Sick fuck
by Genitalien August 1, 2020
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gradeaundera

A big chin fellow that is extremely clever and is a gift from god.
Did you see that new GradeAunderA video?
by Mr. Mother May 11, 2016
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Garden Isles

A small waterfront neighborhood located in Pompano Beach, Fl. It is inhabited by GI members, who often enjoy gettin them "thursday seshes". Kids here like to refer to themselves as the GIP, or Garden Isles Posse. They enjoy gettin lifted and fucking shit up around the hood. Looking forward to "Tiki Seshes", inhabitants usually cop large amounts of ganja and other mind altering drugs.

GI usually has the dankest crip in town...

GI has and always will be better than LP.
John-"Them Garden Isles boys be gettin zo0oted"

Bill- "YALREADY KNOW"
by giniggas May 8, 2011
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Garneau

garneau. it’s a really odd looking school, looks like a rainbow prison. there’s different groups. the hockey boys, the popular group, the weird girls, the guys nobody talks to, and the normal people. nobody really mentions garneau at other schools like spk, st matts, bd, gisele and etc. bc it’s not something anyone talks about. everyone has a nicotine addiction and there’s only like four hot guys. they call it “garn barn” because it’s full of snakes. we also have two meme accounts based on garneau but let’s face it: the whole school is a meme
guy: what school do you go to?
girl: garneau, hbu
guy: what’s garneau ?
by Canadian244 April 12, 2019
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Garden Jobs

A job which many strive for but few achieve success in. It is called a "Garden Job" because if you are attempting to succeed at this career, you should probably plant a garden to make sure you don't starve. A few examples of "Garden Jobs" would be an artist, a famous actor, a YouTuber, etc. Often many young people have convinced themselves that, despite the odds, they will succeed at these Garden Jobs, only to have their dreams crushed.
Me: Man, Dave needs to get his head out of the clouds. He thinks he'll become a millionaire on YouTube.

Friend: Ikr, he needs to get realistic and stop dreaming about all of these Garden Jobs.
by Wynaut_Porque July 25, 2018
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Kentucky Zen Garden

The act of defecating in someones kitty litter and blaming it on the cat.
After John accused me of urinating in his dresser I decided to give him a Kentucky Zen Garden just to put the icing on the cake.
by TeeterShindiggsBigD October 27, 2010
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Gardevoir

A pokemon that is sexually made because of it's feminine looks
R34 gardevoir
by Gardevoirfromhoenn January 26, 2017
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