garboni

ass hair

she has so much garboni, i thought they were my pubes!

by the pimp April 10, 2004

garboni

shit, bad, garbage

of low quality

that bagel was fuckin garboni

you bought a Kia? those things are garboni

by fguiresfbngoehis September 20, 2019

Garboon

An archaic term of the 17th,18th and 19th century for a large negro slave woman. It was not a slur but a discriptive noun used in the slave trades.

1. The first lady is quite a garboon is she not? 2. There was a stout garboon with two picaninnies at the auction today.

by boboobama February 2, 2009

Garbonium

Garbonium is a resource found on planet garboge it can be used to create various things but it is radioactive like uranium.

This is a Garbonium spaceship

by Rapple May 10, 2023

garboon

to covertly sniff a ladies bicycle seat

my tendancy to garboon was growing stronger by the day, I now have to be physically dragged past the local school bike shed.

by dai manse October 22, 2003

garboonist

One who stimulates his olfactory sense by inhaling from the seat of a two-wheeled human-powered conveyance, ie someone who gets his jollies by sniffing bicycle saddles; a shniffle-piffler or snurglar.

This morning I met the local garboonist on his way from the bicycle shed, a look of utter delight on his face.

by Crude B.Avdik August 4, 2007

garboon

An ashtray stand. Commonly found in public spaces or semi public spaces as a courtesy to patrons. The top of which is filled with a shallow layer of sand in a tray used to extinguish tobacco butts. Also found within the sand, gum, spit, boogers, matches and other small useless items found at the bottom of trouser pockets.

Father and son are waiting to get hair cut. Son is sitting next to a garboon and begins to play in the sand with his fingers. Father looks at son with disgust and retorts,

"Get your hands out-a-tha god-damn garboon!"

by Zee Man May 13, 2006