garbanzo

A way of saying something is terrible, garbage, trash, etc.

Jorge: Did you see me playing at the basketball game last night? I missed all my shots! Absolute garbanzo.
Michael: Yeah bro, you were trash out there.

by Stupid Freshman Club November 10, 2018

Garbachino

Something that looks nice at first glance but tastes or is really crap on the inside. Kind of like a cappuchino made of garbage. Used in reference to consumer goods.

Lets buy this particle board furniture for our living room. On second thought its garbachino.

by ac.cola July 26, 2010

Garrance

Garrance is a ship between Garroth Ro'Meave and Laurance Zvahl from Aphmau Mystreet, it is a very popular ship and the most popular Gay ship out of the fandom

Aphmau: What would Garroth and Laurance's ship name be?
Kawaii~Chan: Garrance!

by Zana_Ashida August 29, 2021

garbanzo bean

A way-cooler word for chickpeas, and a major ingredient in hummus.

Something that must remain stocked at all times in college cafeteria salad bars. This is on pain of death or violent dismemberment by hoardes of trendy, enraged, pita-and-hummus-consuming college students.

This is your first night working the salad bar? Okay. First thing you need to do is figure out where we keep the garbanzo beans. Check the coolers. Find them. I don't even know what the freaking things are, but God help us if we ever run out of them.

by Lady Chevalier May 29, 2005

Garbanzo beans

a person or action that is utterly wack.

garbage or bammer

Man homeboy is straight garbanzo beans on the sticks!

that bitch at the club was garbanzo beans.

by Trentset May 29, 2008

Garbangler

A person or assshole that dumps his girlfriend and then proceeds to fuck every chick within 10 feet. The women are mostly garbage though.(loose vaginas)

Tom: Hey Bill, I think I'm gonna dump my girlfriend and go fuck that one butter face from bio.
Bill: Dude, your such a Garbangler. (frowns in disgust)

by Timothy Arnold Bill April 13, 2009

Garbanzogasm

A festival of chickpeas.

The garbanzogasm tonight will definitly cause a few rachel and sam orgasms. I'll bring the hummus!

by Sam and Rachel December 24, 2008