Dirty Gandalf

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.

Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.

by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014

Vaginal gandalf

When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf

Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number

Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you

by Hipposyawn January 26, 2017

Gaetane

I'll be the first to give a definition for this beautiful soul. A caring generous and amazing friend. She is the coolest person you will ever meet. Her name is as rare as her personality which makes her even more special. I'm so glad I met her because she is a beautiful Pisces who will always bring me joy. I know we will be friends forever ! I wish her the best in life and know she will achieve so much because of her many talents. We are very much alike in a way it's scary. From getting into trouble to talking about boys. I love her forever and she is the most gorgeous person you will ever meet inside and out. Forever my snicker <3

Who's that going to eat the last pizza ?
Oh wait of course Gaetane will.

by Gibbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa August 30, 2013

Ganalyzing

When you are being a perv and trying to look at someone in a private setting.

Bruh that peeping tom was ganalyzing.

by Adamjobrien September 21, 2016

Gandar

A chance or guess that you take with something important. If you have ever guessed on a test, or just lied to your family or friends, congratulation you have taken a gandar!

James: Hey man let’s go do drugs
David: nah man that sounds bad
James: Lets take a gandar
David: oh ok!

by Gandar Boy January 28, 2021

mirko gaeta

The most elite sexy kid that gets all the girls, Mirko has chill and you don't want to mess with him or....you'll see

Mirko Gaeta gets all the girls of course.

by Fly_jj September 5, 2016

Gandalf

Someone who is standing in the way, preventing you from passing through a narrow area.

OK Gandalf, let's get moving here buddy.

by thricegreatart May 24, 2010