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Purple Ganon

The made-up shit your schoolyard friends would all claim was hiding inside every video game.
Oh, you never found the Candy Land levels in Super Mario Brothers? You can get there by earning 99 lives three times in the same level.

There's totally a Purple Ganon. You just have beat the game in under two hours without taking damage in order to see him.
by Brock Landers and Chest Rockwe October 11, 2019
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Ganoncide

Verb: Using Ganondorf's side special attack against someone midair over a ledge in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, causing Ganondorf to grab them and hurtle down, off screen with his victim, killing both of them.
It was down to 1 stock each, so I used Ganoncide and owned in Sudden Death.
by Xenomorph42Q April 28, 2008
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Purple Ganon

The act of two male video game collectors wearing Power Gloves and grasping each other's erect penises, thus constricting the tips until they are engorged and resemble a Purple Ganon.

Purple Ganons are a fairly commonplace event when collectors exchange high-end Nintendo NES items, often accompanied by penis pictures.
The guy who sold that copy of 'The Legend of Zelda' really gives a mean Purple Ganon!
by AllYourBase1 March 9, 2010
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Ganondorf

Easily the most evil of all Nintendo creations, Ganondorf is the lead villain in eight of the 13 zelda games, starting in 1986 with his debut in the original adventure "the legend of zelda" presenting the dark side of nintendo.

He was initially called "Gannon" although this was a mis-spelling of "Ganon". In the 1991 snes game game "a link to the past" he was referred to by his full name "Ganondorf Dragmire" for the first and only time.

He is variously known as The great king of evil, dark lord and, in ocarina of time, Gerudo king of thieves.

The Gerudo are a race of hylian fighters who live in Gerudo valley. this race of females is graced with a single male, born once every hundred years, who assumes the position of king.

Ganondorf exists in two forms: his humanoid form and his beast alter-ego Ganon. This pig like creature originally had the hooves of a goat and the head of a boar, complete with tusks in Twilight princess, his look had evolved into more of a lion than a pig, with a flowing man and claws instead of hooves.

Along with his demonic shapeshifting, The dark lord possess many abilities, including invisibility, magic, lightning bolts and levitation. He's also known to dual-wield a pair of swords (in Wind waker) and is impervious to mortal wounds while in possesion of the triforce power.

Fortunatly the Gerudo King isn't invincible. He's susceptible to sacred weapons such as the Master sword, Light arrows and silver arrows and also by using his own magic against him.
Ganondorf. quite evil.
by jonathanbailey07 August 9, 2008
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Ganon

In the Ocarina of Time, with his last breath, Ganondorf turns into this form from the extreme power of his piece of the Triforce, he isn't really a pig, but a sacred beast that is supposed to hold legendary power, yet Ganondorf didn't have the chance to regain enough strength to take over the world. The ONLY way to destroy him is with the Master Sword, for without it, all hope would be lost.
Ganondorf rose from the ruins of his tower, and used the Triforce to turn into a beast that would surely destroy the world.
by Omega9 January 10, 2008
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gazonga

Incredibly large, voluptuous breasts.
Wow, Pam Anderson had huge gazonga's.
by GP March 31, 2005
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Gabongos

Good God, that Molly sure has a fine set of gabongos on her, Lordy
by Charbasaurus July 17, 2010
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