ganklebanker

A person who masturbates, and ejaculates in their own hands. Immediately after ejaculation, they commence random hand shakes with people around their office, or place of work.

I was planning on quitting my job this week, so I ganklebanked my boss and I think he wiped it off on his face.

by Rukorogneo April 21, 2005

gaffle pirately

v. to steal something or rip someone off as if you were a pirate.

my friends dragged me to some fuckstick's house so i entertained myself by gaffling his CD collection pirately.

i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.

i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.

im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.

by Amy Christ December 20, 2007

Garfleck

1. Jennifer Garner + Ben Affleck
2. An unfortunate nickname, because Jen could get so much better

Garfleck had their first baby Violet, in December 2006.

by Danny Cheng June 11, 2006

gaffle

v. - to steal

Some fool gaffled my stereo!

by Jay-byrd July 23, 2003

gangle smack

1. To smack one's gangles. The action of smacking a cock. Like a cock smack, but involving balls.

2. When your nuts slap a vagina or an ass.

3. Also used as an insult.

1. Todd's back-hand turned in to a violent gangle smack.

2. My balls are sore from gangle smacking last night.

3. Sometimes, I think you are the biggest gangle smack I have ever met.

by B-rent April 7, 2004

Gangled

Extremely drunk.

He came in gangled on a Sunday. What a douchbag.

by Gremlin213 November 9, 2010

gayfle

gay + biffle

1) two (sometimes more) gay people of either gender who are best friends
2) a gay person who is the best friend of a straight person

Jordan (lesbian): "Hey, you guys you wanna go shoe shopping later?"
Sara (straight): "Of course Patrick wants to, he's gay!"
Patrick (gay): "Yeah, we're totally gayfles like that."

by JumpingBean11 December 16, 2011