Gammonite

Brexiter/Brexiteer. After the sweaty, ham-faced members of the BBC Question Time audience - the Wall of Gammon. Individually, a "gammonite".

It's a good job people wear different colour bow ties. How else could Dimbleby differentiate between the Gammonites presented before him?

by flanerie January 13, 2018

gaymance

The expression of bromance to a level that takes it too far.

Friend 1: I love you man
Friend 2: Likewise dawg, you're family

Friend 1: Places hand on Friend 1's ass cheek
Friend 2: Dude!! Enough with the gaymance!

by Markupva October 4, 2009

neil gaiman

Awesome fantasy writer of such wonderful works as the Sandman series, "American Gods", "Stardust," and "Neverwhere." Also co-creater of the literary masterpiece "Good Omens," which almost also became the best movie in the world by the creaters of Monty Python, but was unfortunately turned down in an evil Hollywood hype fight.

Yo, Neil Gaiman is the most awesometastic writer of all time. J.K Rowling's got nothing on his shit!

by Cherrykallista July 15, 2006

Gammon bollard

The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den

"Man I bet Peter Jones fucking tears people in half with his gammon bollard"

by Theo Paphitis January 11, 2009

Phi Alpha Gamma

ΦΑΓ - Greek letters that spell out the word fag.

ΦΑΓ - A fraternity for gay people.

Jim: I heard that Phi Alpha Gamma is loaded with ass-spanking fun.

Dave: It is if you are gay.

by Kegged January 14, 2009

Galmance

The same as bromance, but for girls.

Amy and Molly have a good galmance.

by Tomatosaregood January 1, 2012

Gamma ray flamethrower

Defecating after eating a habanero pepper and consuming a large quantity of dairy products when you are lactose intolerant.

"Why did you drink that much milk dude! You're lactose intolerant"
"Because the pepper was hot as fuck man!"
"Well you have fun with the gamma ray flamethrower on the toilet in a few hours"

by Ickycoffee April 6, 2017