Galoomping

To run in a clumsy or uncoordinated manner

After a few glasses of jungle juice my wife went galoomping out of the restaurant.

by Reverend D May 21, 2009

Rampant Galloping Cock Rot

A generic term for sexually transmitted deseases affecting the male reproductive organs.

Doctor, I think I've caught a dose of the old Rampant Galloping Cock Rot. Can I have some penecillin please.

by The Dalai Longer November 5, 2004

Galloping Lumpuckeroo

Diarrhea in the extreme. A nearly liquified stool with a greenish and/or apricot hue.

After hitting the Alberto's drive thru last night, I've had a bad case of the galloping lumpuckeroo all morning.

by Bidet Mate July 21, 2016

Galloping Cunt Rot

A direct result of numerous skanky partners

You carry on sleeping around you'll get galloping cunt rot.

by Chris B Bearded May 14, 2018

Galloping

Some word... to show that you're laughing uncontrollably? No idea.

Saoirse: fuck tht twink and daddy
Maeve: I'M GALLOPING WHAT

by emmyandlola July 6, 2023

Augustus Glooping

noun
ɑˈgʌstəs glue pɪŋ

The action of placing a single fudge pop into one's anus and allowing it to melt onto the face of another.

Augustus glooping is a tasty alternative to waterboarding.

by Allanus May 12, 2022

galloping dandruff

the crabs. pubic lice.
bitey dandruff.
It's dandruff with claws.

that dirty biatch gave me the galloping dandruff, man.

The tide is coming in and i'm getting really itchy.

by B August 19, 2003