Gallardo

A soccer team that will smack anyone else.

Other team player #1 : Omg were playing Gallardo today.
Other team player #2 : I forfeit.
Gallardo player # 1 : Fuckin Pussies.

by Gallardo player #1 October 29, 2010

Gallardo

A sleeping disorder, very contagious if come in contact with it. Even when appearing awake someone is literally asleep, unnoticed by others. Can fall asleep anywhere anytime of day specially at work.

I feel like today is going to be a Gallardo day at work.
Dam I got the Gallardo at work zzzzzzzzz.

by Cm12 January 23, 2016

Gallaro

To botch a job up or just messing up in life in general. Attributes include horrible hand-eye coordination, ugliness, and ability to make others laugh at one's own expense.

He can't even walk straight because he trips over his own feet. He walks like a Gallaro

by Kyle February 28, 2005

maritza Gallardo

slut from ohio

that girl over there is like maritza Gallardo

by Brownieboy November 30, 2011

Gallarious

The act of being boisterous/gregarious whilst in friendly company.

Chris was in a Gallarious mood whilst at the pub with his friends.

by Joss Lambert January 28, 2010

Gallardo Kak

A very long skiny kak. Opposite of a Choad.

Ur have a Gallardo Kak

by kakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk April 25, 2010

Gallardo

To take the largest shit you ever have in your entire life.

OMG that Chipotle made me drop the biggest gallardo of my life! I had to use the toilet brush to break it into 2 pieces before I could even flush it!

by ReddingBeLike February 27, 2026