A town on the outskirts of D.C. Teen boys think they’re country just because they live next to some hills, even though they’re as city and pampered as they get. Everyone lives in nice new overpriced houses
Chad: hey bro where are you from?
Brad : Gainesville, VA.
Chad: Ew they all think they’re rednecks down there
Brad : Gainesville, VA.
Chad: Ew they all think they’re rednecks down there
by Abyllis May 3, 2023
Get the Gainesville mug.by Ken Teal August 17, 2009
Get the Gainesville TV mug.Gainesville Middle School is a hell hole that makes you want to die. The people here are hoes and all the guys are whores thank you for coming to my ted talk.
It’s ghetto and don’t be surprised if you get jumped by someone...and food fights AND you’re math teacher having an affair with a cop. Gainesville is trash periodt. LMAO y’all can’t relate. Most fights go down in this hoe and other schools can’t relate. Hoes mad !!
Also if you a hoe welcome home 😁
It’s ghetto and don’t be surprised if you get jumped by someone...and food fights AND you’re math teacher having an affair with a cop. Gainesville is trash periodt. LMAO y’all can’t relate. Most fights go down in this hoe and other schools can’t relate. Hoes mad !!
Also if you a hoe welcome home 😁
by Hoes maddd May 23, 2019
Get the Gainesville Middle School mug.When one defecates onto another person, or their belongings, from a distance of one story (average of 14 feet) or higher. If there are more than 3 care packages being called in on the person or item, the action is effectively deemed a Gainesville shit swarm.
My roommate left the dishes in the sink so I called in a Gainesville care package on his scooter in the parking lot…😭😭
by Joey-chestnut August 23, 2021
Get the Gainesville care package mug.Gainesville is know as the number one school full of hoes including the guys everyone be trying to get in there pants this school is known for having fights every single day in they just don’t know how to control themselves most of the time there always doing drugs or having sex or skipping. But other then that everyone be thinking they own the shit that there the shit. They always try to act cool. Everyone is in there own little groups where they talk shit about other people.
by Red flag October 18, 2021
Get the Gainesville high school mug.its a pretty rad town if you know the right people and good places to go, like maudes and the atlantic/ the top/ common grounds/ 1982/ the thomas center and just walk downtown,
good place to find hipsters/crusties,
people that drink pbr, blue moon etc, wear flannel tees, american apperal and Engineering,ride fixed gear bikes at all times. have a diverse and eclectic music selection/ shows, smoke good bud and are either enlightening and intellectually friendly, or stuffy and arrogant aka 'wastes'
those who smoke cigarettes, which are normally camel filters, American spirits, sky dancers, or L&Ms, call them stoges. some pretty cool hippie chicks live in gainesville, but you just have to find them. talk to some of them and they will blow your mind with their thoughts.
i dont have the energy to socially break down anyone else, but you get the point.
its also super easy to go to lame places or scary places like :08, the venue, liquid, frat parties, gator game tail gates and others.
choose wisely
good place to find hipsters/crusties,
people that drink pbr, blue moon etc, wear flannel tees, american apperal and Engineering,ride fixed gear bikes at all times. have a diverse and eclectic music selection/ shows, smoke good bud and are either enlightening and intellectually friendly, or stuffy and arrogant aka 'wastes'
those who smoke cigarettes, which are normally camel filters, American spirits, sky dancers, or L&Ms, call them stoges. some pretty cool hippie chicks live in gainesville, but you just have to find them. talk to some of them and they will blow your mind with their thoughts.
i dont have the energy to socially break down anyone else, but you get the point.
its also super easy to go to lame places or scary places like :08, the venue, liquid, frat parties, gator game tail gates and others.
choose wisely
by ceilings December 14, 2010
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After a particularly intense three days eating raccoon jerky and masturbating to Richard Simmons VHS tapes Johnny had a heart attack. Thankfully Mike was there to save him with a well timed Gainesville defibrillator.
by dalizardman May 16, 2014
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