gaffle

To steal, from an unexpecting person, in public or private with the cruel intentions of it being a joke or prank usually school related.

- I remember putting my CD in my book bag after gym.
- Yeah, you did. Hah, you just got gaffled sucker.

- Yo I'm about to gaffle this fool.

by Apollo June 18, 2006

Gaffle

1. To get over on "The System" or "The Man".

2. To undercut

3. To lie for a cause

1. They trippin' at Target! I lost the receipt for this broke ass clock radio, so Im'ma have ta' bust a gaffle by buying the same clock and returning this old one the next day using the new receipt.

2.These niggas think they can gaffle my ass by payin me for only 8 hours when I worked 11... So, I just gaffled they asses back by fillin' out 2 time cards!

3. President Bush tried to gaffle America by associating Iraq with the war on terror... That fool knows it's all about the mutha fuckin' oil he can grease his pockets with!

by Herm aka: Dangle May 9, 2004

gaffle

n. fake illicit drug

This crack I bought in the tenderloin is gaffle -- I was sold a piece of aspirin.

by Urban Browser January 12, 2005

gaffle

to jump upon someone causing them pain usually in a large group all gaffling one person

in the matrix neo got gaffled by hundreds of agent smiths gaffle him

by nobbert June 1, 2003

gaffle

to consume quickly. whether it be stealing, eating, etc...

I'm going to gaffle these chicken mcnuggets.

by putdownmypants October 2, 2007

gaffle

to go, as in leave the premises

I gotsta gaffle, yo. You comin'?

by saribug November 14, 2004

gaffle

To wreck, faceplant, crash, hit the pavement as in skateboarding, snowboarding et. al.

Little Johnny gaffled hard off that hand rail.

I got gaffled when I blew the landing on that double 5-set.

by skrinkus May 5, 2005