gabbing your gibblesticks

perdonkin your pusslplaps beatin your beef flaps cooking your cooter

dude whats gabbing your gibblesticks
wdym gabble my gibblesticks my gibblesticks are not being gabbled.

by thisbitchasshoe January 15, 2024

screen-gabbing

the sensation you get when you are in an artsy coffee shop and feel as though you are surrounded by screenwriters discussing their scripts

As Chloe entered the coffee shop, she heard the distinctive murmur of screen-gabbing all around her.

by harrison ford fusion August 24, 2019

Flubber Gabbing

When someone talks way too much about something that is either nonsensical or doesn't matter
Can also be called Flubber Gabbering

Thomas: *Going on about god knows what*
Spencer: Bro, he will not stop Flubber Gabbing
Vladimir: He really needs to take it to a publisher

by TrevorSucksBigMonkeyDick February 2, 2024

Cake Grabbing

The act of grabbing cake in one's hand without dropping it or getting frosting all over your hand or anyone else and then eating the cake. This only applies when one uses a single hand, not two. Usually only guys or men participate in this.

I was so hungry for some of that chocolate cake, but all of my plates and flatware were dirty, so I had to go cake grabbing.

by Oodles and oodles of noodles! February 21, 2010

groin-grabbingly good

A term used to indicate extreme pleasure with something (it could be practically anything), to the point of that something inducing the grabbing of one's genital area in a reflexive attempt at masturbation. Not necessarily literal. The term was coined by television buffoon Homer Simpson.

Fool: Wow, this Nascar race is groin-grabbingly good!

by jazzriff October 14, 2005

grabbing a chocolate bar

offensive term: for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

(N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.

do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

by Sexydimma January 8, 2015

Gebbing

Gebbing is the act of scratching one's anus with a finger. Typically done to determine the amount of feces, sweat, or other slime that has accumulated around one's anus. Also, it feels really fucking good. Of course, if you use toilet paper, then it's no longer gebbing, it's just regular wiping.

My girlfriend wouldn't stop bitching about how I always smell my finger after gebbing.

by ehuzzah November 23, 2020