Garáge

Lacking skill of any sort ; Garbage would be an improvement.

Mark: Hey Keith, are you going to get on Xbox to play basketball with us.
Josh: Screw that. His skills and abilities to learn are total garáge.

by Barry McCakiner July 11, 2022

garage doors

One shade of eyeshadow going from the lid to the browbone.

"That bitch had garage doors like it was the 80s

by actual garage doors January 6, 2012

Garage ass

An Anus stretched out enough to park a car in.

Bruce has a bad case of garage ass since the fleet is in port!

by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Garage Sesh

1 a night of bicycle (or some times motorcycle) maintenance usually involving beer.

2 a night in the garage on the pretence of fixing things but where very little gets done except drinking beer.

“Dude, that garage sesh got messy last night. Yeah, fuck all got fixed, I drank All the beer and fell off my bike on the way home!”

by Minty666 August 1, 2020

Garage Queen

A rarely driven car that is in mint or near mint condition, is only driven in fair weather (no rain/snow), and is kept in the garage, usually washed and waxed, under a cover.

That guy's car is a garage queen, the only time you'll see it out is if there isn't a cloud in the sky.

by noles9399 October 30, 2008

Garage Beers

The act of drinking beer in your garage because it is your last foothold of freedom in your house. Usually with your drinking buddies, cigarettes and good music.

I thought I would go over to TDub's after work tonight for some garage beers, maybe go out later.

by TDub December 22, 2014

garage sale trail

The path most consumer technology takes, from gee wiz. to so what, to make an offer. In other words technology will become quickly outdated and lose most of its value. The rule of the garage sale trail is a curse to the first owner but a blessing for the next owner.

The rule of the garage sale trail makes a $1,000 tv worth $50 in 5 years.

by knowman December 20, 2011