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G Love

When a man inserts his penis for intercourse, but pulls out after two to five seconds and leaves.

In some germanic countries, successful completion of a G Love yields the man a reward such as ice cream or candy.
I pulled a "G Love" on this girl last night. Just left her hanging.
by IWASNEVERGIVENANAME May 27, 2015
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g-lover

someone who is impotent and get random erections at any time, searches for new girlfriends on msn and grinds on his best friend (MALE).
if you come on across mr G-lover, STAY THE FUCK AWAY!!! he might hit you with his hard on.
person 1: hello mr G-lover, how are you?

G-lover: VERY GOOD THANKS

Person 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR PANTS??

G-lover: oh its just my uncontrollable erectional disfuction.
by NAMESMAISYANDWHAT June 19, 2009
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a person deeply in love with Gibson
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THE SALAD GLOVE®

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013
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Donald Glover

Also known as Childish Gambino. The only Donald we need.
Person 1: Did you here about Donald Trump?
Person 2: The only Donald I need to hear about is Donald Glover.
by kidZboPisMysHit January 28, 2017
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gloves are off

If the gloves are off, you start fighting or competing hard in order to achieve something.
Up until now the game has been quite friendly, but now the gloves are off!
by orsoi October 16, 2013
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latex glove

What your doctor puts on before fondling your balls.
*latex glove snap*

I'm going to need you to turn your head and cough for me.
by M. Bill Ferguson December 23, 2008
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