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Founding Father

When having sex with a person, upon climax begin to discuss your favorite founding father of the United State, his political views, and their views on the world today. It is a sure way to make the person you are in bed with never call you again. It is especially effective if the partner has no idea what a founding father is.
While laying in bed he discussed with her why Thomas Jefferson, his favorite founding father, and how his views on the role of government on personal freedoms would place a whole new spin on the dialog of civil rights today. He never saw her again.
by STD Revenge May 12, 2007
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founding fathers

When you sperm in a girls hair and mix it up so that it resembles a white powdered wig.
Her hair was oily for weeks after she a got a founding fathers!
by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016
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founding fuckboy

alexander hamilton, i hear he's such a fuckboi. the founding fuckboy
by cowlan January 13, 2018
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Founding-Father

The act of pouring powderd crack into a Male's urethra, packing it down like a musket, and climaxing into a partner's mouth or nose
You know, I just had to give her ye ol' founding-father
by Chrombompulus Michael October 22, 2019
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Fonding

Verb;

The act of looking at someone with such care that you radiate your love for them by simply staring at them.
Hey, did you see Finn Wolfhard fonding over Jack Dylan Grazer like that? He’s so in love.
by Fack is real kids August 17, 2018
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Occupy Wall Street funding

The system in which thousands of average people all over the country and all of the world each donate a modest amount of money to help support a worthy cause that will bring about positive change in the United States.
Joe donated $10 to help with the Occupy Wall Street funding.
by JD_For_Real October 29, 2011
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Age of Our Founding Fathers

A term that refers to the era of how and when America was created, going as far from the Civil War to the Revolutionary War; at least up until roughly 1880.
"In the Age of Our Founding Fathers, it is the snake that created the world."
-a message used in the advertising of MGS2 back at around its display in E3 on May 2001
by Dave March 26, 2004
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