blisstering fuckup

a person with no clear objective or reason for living

someone who fucks everything up for everyone else
a loser
a complete waste of oxygen

My brother Terry is a blisstering fuckup he steals lies and screws everybody over fuck him he is such a loser!

That bitch I use to date is such a blistering fuckup

by Les Crapp July 30, 2011

prenatal fuckup

An extreme disappointment, who's foolish mistakes trace back to before they were were even born.

I would have never screwed your mother in the first place, if I had known what kind of prenatal fuckup you'd be.

by pierski June 14, 2009

Franchise Sized Fuckup

Simply put, an unecessary mistake, which stemmed from a smaller problem, which didn't get resolved. As a result the issue got a lot bigger.

The term Franchise is used as the goal of many small businesses is to become well established, with a solid foundation and processes, which will enable them to Franchise out. This enables a small business to become a larger business.

Father: Do you take the car in to get repaired yesterday like I asked you?
Son: Umm, no. I forgot. What's the big deal?
Father: The big deal is, I need to pick your mother up from the airport in an hour and god knows whether I'm going to get there and back in one piece... this is a Franchise Sized Fuckup!

by buckonz October 18, 2008

Fuckupper

The person in your circle of friends who is always fucking things up.

Person 1: How'd things with the project so badly?

Person 2: Oh you know, it was assigned to John, the resident Fuckupper.

by ArtistsUnited December 24, 2014

French Fuckup

Notre Dame on the 15th of April 2019. Another synonym for this would also be Melted Bible.

I worked at Notre Dame under the French Fuckup

by T0b14s October 20, 2019

Carnival of Fuckupery

A Carnival of Fuckupery is celebration of High Order Douchebaggery. Simply put, an individual, or more commonly, individuals, are douching it up to such an extreme extent that there is nothing you can do to control the situation. And why would you want to do that? It will all come crashing down sooner rather than later, so crack a beer open some chips and settle in for the shitshow.

The mixing of Ketamine, whiskey and borderline Down Syndrome almost universally results in a Carnival of Fuckupery.

by BJ Himself February 3, 2009

fuckup

An extreme disappointment, someone who continually makes foolish mistakes and doesn't learn.

"Dave was a fuckup. He was constantly ruining good situations for selfish reasons."

by LKR July 20, 2008