Futon

A style of bedding with a folding wooden base and cotton-stuffed mattress the name of which sounds like a poshed-up version of an activity that often takes place upon it.

I was Fu'd on my futon or
I was fucked on my fucked-on

by Gwiwer57 August 14, 2012

futon

A couch that can be unfolded into a bed and vice-versa. Possibly the cheapest and most efficient piece of furniture ever. Also good for dry-humping at parties.

I could have done that chick on the futon, but we had to move because her grandma wanted to go to bed.

by Hablacraja December 20, 2003

Futon

A word that when spoken with a slight french accent gives the same appeal as the word 'Sex'.... Or even 'Sexy'

Ollie: Oooo j'adore futon

Becki: Mmmm you're overly futony

by Beckiiiiiii August 10, 2010

futon

-n- one that gets incredibly uncomfortable over time

"Damn, that bitch is a futon"

by tomm-e January 25, 2009

futon

A nasty contraption, perceivably made of concrete. Impossible to fold without losing at least a few fingers if not an entire limb. It is the bed of the devil.

Last night I slept on my mate's futon, now I feel like I've kicked to death by a mob.

by evilmango April 27, 2006

futon

A really uncomfortable couch that easily converts to a really uncomfortable bed.

I see your little brother has a futon. Did he get that free with the purchase of his new Yugo?

by Mark Shackelford February 29, 2008

futon

n., Japanese word meaning 'sore back'.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh futon hurt back."

by lotus.tear May 28, 2007