FUNKLE

Funkle Fun-Uncle: Mom's best male friend, her brother from another mother: Not related by blood but such a good friend of the family that he is considered family.

My Funkle is funny, comical and curious. There is never a dull moment drinking cocktails with this man.

by H.B.pixie<3ALI March 20, 2011

Funkle

An old black uncle who always listens to funk music and has gerry curls. His dog's name is usually something like Bootsy, or Dr. Funkenstein but he may have an iguana instead named Ralph or Gerald. He owns one shirt.

Funkle Marcus can we have ice cream?

Shut yo damn mouth for five minutes and maybe Funkle Marcus will get yo ass a ice cream.

OK.

by Holla@yomayor June 25, 2016

Funkle

Funkle is a combination of the word "fun" and "Cool" giving it a similar meaning to "Awesome" or "Radical"

That game is Funkle!

by MR-Master February 21, 2014

Funkles

Funkles are the male equivalent of the female "Cankles".

Dude- that chick has cankles. Her fat ass boyfriend has some nasty Funkles! Sick.

by Mattaussie December 19, 2010

funkle wits

A piece of shit douchebag.

He is always messing up...what a funkle wits.

by Justjme August 4, 2017

Funkle Dunkle

A term used to describe an argument or disagreement, usually resulting in screaming.

“Me and John had quite the funkle dunkle yesterday after he found out I was bangin’ his girl.”

by Who toucha my spaghett? December 10, 2018

ganklesaurus funkle

a prefix to something that is funky, crooked, twisted, stained, malformed, repulsive, odorous, inappropriate, alarming, calloused, disturbing,

I hate when old men wear sandals and let their "ganklesaurus funkletoes" show!

If you do not brush your teeth and floss regularly you could end up with "ganklesaurus funkleteeth"

The last thing anyone wants to see is some nasty woman's "ganklesaurus funklebutt" hanging out of the bottom of a too short skirt

by jendagwah abundgatta December 31, 2011