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Dutchman's Fullhouse

Having a two flush dump that requires no wiping.
Jesse was dealt a Dutchman's Fullhouse after a heavy night of drinking and tacos. He was now the envy of his friends.
by Oskee Wow Wow March 9, 2009
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Kentucky Fuckhouse

Coach Myth's definition of a solid retake strategy after a spike-plant in the game of Valorant. TSM uses this strat.
They pulled a Kentucky Fuckhouse on the enemy team on the third round.
by typi February 27, 2021
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aligator fuckhouse

When you are having sex with a girl from behind and then you bite her neck. You then spin violently trying to keep your penis in her and maintaining the bite. If you ever watch and aligator eat it bites and spins to rip the meat.
She had repect so I did an Aligator FuckHouse so she knew who was boss
by LiquidGonads August 18, 2006
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Islander Fuckhouse

An abandoned house, typically located nearby a high school in a lower decile area. Used by Islanders to go and fuck each other as they are either wagging school or their parents are strict christians. Typical decorations include a piss stained matress, cum drenched rubbers, gang tagging on every wall, a selection of shoplifted 50 Cent CDs and a big pile of vomit in the middle of the room.
Me and Ben scoped out a sweet drinking spot down the road but turns out it's an Islander Fuckhouse! Those polys are hornier than wild beasts
by Kiwi1234 December 9, 2008
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fuckhorse

someone who fucks really hard.
She was such a fuckhorse my dick was sore for a week afterwards.
by Anonymous July 17, 2003
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Fuckhouse Johnson

Its where you and a loved one both cramp into a small porta potty and shit in your hands and begin the process of smearing filthy shit all over the walls intill the whole inside is brown. Then you have dirty sex while holding onto the shit covered walls and smearing each other at the same time while screaming out all the people that have the last name johnson.
Shit Bill! are you listening???? the dam kids got into the our construction shitters again and gave it another Fuckhouse Johnson. I don't know what else do... you idiot they keep ruining every one we put out.
by Dr. Thesaures August 5, 2012
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Alligator Fuckhouse

latin: Conglomero crocodylus

A sexual act with an exciting end for either participant. At the point of mutual climax, one partner bites down on the corner of the other's neck, near the shoulder, and initiates a "death roll"--similar to the efficient hunting technique of an alligator or crocodile, in which the reptile breaks its victim's bones and flesh through vigorous, sensual rotations.
Nethin' prepares me for the great thrill of an Alligator Fuckhouse after an hour of love-making. Daisy is a big girl, 6'1" and heavy as a truck, so when she starts rolling me, I know that our climax is going to be anything but dull. The bleeding usually stops within an hour, and the occasional broken rib is just a small price to pay.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
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