Furmaculate

Used to describe any event where a chemical change is taking place by a person that does not know the proper scientific term to apply to said event.

Cletus, don't forget to flush! Last time you left your shit in the toilet I ended up pissing on it and they began to furmaculate, causing something smelling deathly!

by anonymous March 14, 2023

fejaculate

to fejaculate, ejaculation of (wet) feces

I've just fejaculated just outside of the loo.

by psycholoog June 21, 2010

Flejaculate

When you flatulate and ejaculate at the same time releaving pressure from both the anal and the penile passages creating the ultimate klimax

So i ate some baked beans a couple of days ago and when i went to town last night i flejaculated so frickin hard...so yea me and my girlfriend broke up.

by xxXSuckerofsatanscockXxx February 17, 2020