Pumpledink

To apply pressure on a very big zit with a pencil and only a pencil.

Stoner 1:"dude ! thats one big zit" *pumpledinks stoner 2*
Stoner 2: "dude stop pumpledinking me and take a fucking tar gause !"

by Cabbage Number 1 December 11, 2012

Fumbledick

Someone who fumbledicks is called a fumbledicker. To fumbledick means to take your time or get distracted when enroute somewhere or doing something. If I am leaving the house and my wife is waiting in the car for me , but I keep watching the game or I forget my watch or I forgot to take my medicine. I would be fumbledicking around and my wife would let me know that I was a fumbledicker as soon as I get in the car.

Dom please be fast when you go into the store and do not fumbledick around, because I'm in a hurry.

by DJR22 September 11, 2016