fumpring

Dumplings stuffed with burnt chicken and served with tomato soup

Can I have one order of fumprings?

by iliketoeatmygosh January 5, 2017

futhering

1. An Irish word meaning to fiddle with something.

2. A word used to describe an act of foreplay without being overly explicit.

"Hey, how'd you fix the TV?"
"Just by futhering with it for a while."

"Did you have sex with him?"
"No, we just futhered all night with isolated cases of penetration."

by The Point News April 14, 2010

fuckering

1. n. The process of dealing with a person, place, or thing in such a way as a total fucker would.

2. v. present tense. Treating an item as a total fucker would.

1. Well, somebody gave that thing a severe fuckering.

2. Sorry, I can't make it to the game tonight, fellas. The mechanic's not done fuckering my car yet.

by tpb July 25, 2003

fluffering

What happens when trying to watch porns, regular videos buffer, porns fluffer.

"I was watching a porn on youtube and it kept fluffering, it is so annoying."

by ldlewis62 December 4, 2014

fuckering listen to me

When someone won’t listen to you.

Fuckering listen to me.

by Xaviermarvel01 June 2, 2018

fluffering

What happens when trying to watch porns, regular videos buffer, porns fluffer.

"I was watching a porn on youtube and it kept fluffering, it is so annoying."

by ldlewis62 December 4, 2014

Fungering

The act of fingering someone’s ostomy hole.

I got so fucked up at Friendsgiving that I started fungering my cousin.

by Pallskins November 19, 2019